ME IN A FROGS MOUTH

ME IN A FROGS MOUTH

Thursday 15 March 2012

A new post

my mates dates collection, i don't have very many at the moment,
but I hope to get more.
                                                 

                                   my gifted collection, my favourite. i have all the ones that are out yet.

                                            my georgia nicolson collection. quite big.

and my tights collection.


now onto information. first mates, dates and sleepover secrets. author : cathy hopkins age range: 9 -12 the blurb: theresea joanne (TJ to her mates) is having a difficult year. first her best friend moves away when classmate Wendy seems to have it in for her. TJ's never felt more alone. Plus there's the problem with boys. they treat her like a mate and never seem to notice that she's a girl. when lucy befriends TJ things start to look up. But will Nesta and Izzie also accept her? will they let her into the world of sleepovers, secrets, laughter and advice? can they help TJ be herself and discover her true potential? 3 stars.

mates, dates and pulling power. author: Cathy Hopkins age range : 11-14 the blurb:

Nesta is  devasted-sge has to wear a brace! She thinks that no boy will ever look at her again without thinking about the killer shark in jaws. and practising a smile that doesn't show her teeth isn't helping. There's only one option: to become a recluse. Lucy, Izzie,  and TJ try to help her realise that she still looks great and anyway, it's her bubbly personality that counts. but Nesta's not convinced.Things cange however, when she meets luke. He not only restores her confidence in her pulling power, but also introduces a whole new side of her personality.

Mates, Dates and Temting Trouble. author: Cathy Hopkins. age range: 11-13. the blurb:

"I wonder what would have happened if i'd met you before Nesta" said Luke as he took my hand and looked deeply into my eyes. A bolt of electricity shot through me and I snatched my hand back as if it had been burnt. this can't be happening I thought. When Luke, the boy thar Nesta has been dating, declares passionate love for TJ, she doesn't know what has hit her. She does her best to avoid him, but when the local schools are asked to wqork together on a project, Luke is chosen as the overall co-ordinator and TJ has no choice but to report back to him on a regular basis. misunderstandings and miscommunications threaten the girls friendships and split them into 2 camps. Lucy and Nesta, Izzie and TJ. Will their friendship survive? and what will TJ's steady boyfriend Steve  make of it all?

GIFTED out of sight out of mind. author: Marilyn Kaye age range: 11-14 the blurb:

amanda beeson is queen bee at meadowbrook middle school. If you're not friends with Amanda, you're nobody. But one morning gorgeous,popular Amanda beeson looks in the mirror and sees a very different face staring back at her. The queen bee is about to get a taste of life in someone elses shoes......
5 stars

GIFTED better late than never. author: marilyn kaye. age range : 11 - 14 the blurb:

tough teenage goth Jenna Kelley secretly dreams of a normal life with proper parents. When her mother goes into rehab, Jenna is seriously suprised by the sudden reaperance  of her long-lost dad. And even though she can usually read anyone's mind, he's a total mystery. Before long, streetwise Jenna finds herself walking into danger, and she doesn't even know it..... 5 stars

GIFTED here today gone tomorrow author: Marilyn Kaye age range: 11-14 the blurb:

Being able to see the future is supposed to be a gift, but Emily's visons gave caused nothing but problems. Now the gifted students are disappearing one by one, and Emily's gift is their only hope of having a future at all......... 5 stars

GIFTED finders keepers author: Marilyn Kaye age range: 11-14 the blurb:

Dead people don't make great companions-something cute, athletic Ken Preston finds out the hard way when he starts hearing voices. Before long he's trapped in a love triangle with his dead best friends girlfriend. And that might be the least of his problems, because someone has a plan for him- and it doesn't come with a happy ending. 5 stars

GIFTED now you see me author: you should know by now!!!! age range 12-15 the blurb:

Tracey Devon was so used to feeling invisible that one day she just...disappeared. She still pulls the odd vanishing trick act-she's beginning to realize that being invisible has it's advantages after all. And now that the students of the gifted class are in danger. it's up to Tracey to find out who is betraying them. 5 stars

GIFTED speak no evil author: i'm not going to tell you coz you know! age range 11-14 the blurb:

Everyone in the gifted class has a secret. but Carter Street is the most mysterious student of all. He never speaks, and no one knows who he is or where he came from-they just know that, like them, he's special. But there's something going on behind carter's blank stare- something dangerous....

Angus, thongs, and full-frontal snogging author: Louise rennison age range: 12-15 the blurb:
sunday 8.00 p.m. walking home i said " i don't think he's been that keen on her. what sort of kiss do you think it was? was there actual lip contact?or was it lip to cheek, or lip to corner of mouth?" "I think it was lip to corner of mouth, but maybe it was lip to cheek?" "it wasn't full-frontal snogging though was it?" "no" "i think she went for full-frontal and he convorted to it into lip to corner of mouth"....

saturday 6.58p.m. i don't understand thongs-what is the point of them? they just go up your bum, as far as i can tell!

wedneday 10.30 p.m. Mrs next door complained that angus has been frightening their poodle again. he stalks it. I explained " well he's a scottish wild cat, that's what they do. they stalk their prey. I have tried to train him but he ate his lead". honestly, is it really my job to deal with hysterical neighbours? why doesn't she get a bigger dog? the stupid yappy thing annoys angus.

it's ok, I'm wearing really big knickers! author: louise rennison age range: 12-15 the blurb:

what is the matter with my life? why is it so deeply unfab?
1. it's a day and a half now since i snogged the sex god...
2. I think I have snog withdrawl. My lips keep puckering up...
3.I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good...
4. I wonder if the sex god is having second thoughts about me because of my nose...
5. i have a HUGE  nose that means I have to live for ever in  the ugly home.

knocked out by my nunga-nungas author: Louise rennison. age range 12-15. the blurb:

Jas said, "well, what happened?" and i said "well it was beyond marvy. we talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged". "so it was like.." "yeah..a snogging fest". "sacre bleu!" Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said " but then this weird thing happened. he had his hands on ym waist, standing behind me." "oo-er....." "d'accord. anyway I turned around and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things." " was he dancing?" "no .. I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas..." then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e a lot!).

... and that's when it fell of in my hand. author: louise rennison. age range 12-13. the blurb:

"so he didn't put his arm around you, so that's nil points so far. what kind of goodnight kiss was it?" "well, he put his lips on mine and-" "for how long?" "er... about 2 seconds." "two seconds?" "yes yes, how many more times?" "he put his lips on yours for two seconds?" "YES, JAS!!" "well, thats not a kiss is it? my aunties do that." then i finally snapped "well, thats because you have lezzie aunties-my aunties don't put their lips on mine." "I have not got lezzie aunties!!" 5 stars

...then he ate my boy entrancers. author: louise rennison. age range: 12-15. the blurb:

we are going on holiday on holiday to hamburger-a-gogo land and masimo the luuurve god is there. let the overseas snog fest begin! i've whittled my wardrobe down to six cases... and a rucksack...and my shoes-only eight pairs... oh, the tension the tension... I'll just have a little zizz and then plan my cosmetics routine...  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .. just woke up from a horrible dream- a customs official charged me excess baggage for my nose!!
withering tights author Louise rennison age range 11-13
you know what it's like when you have your first snog, and you feel like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? of course you do. so you will love talluah casey as she careers about in her tights. she's your kind of mate.

a midsummer tights dream more boy snogging adventures of tallulah casey. author: louise rennison age range:10-13

in my squirrel room,looking out over the moors to grimbottom, thinking about alex. when he next sees me, i will be up there on the wild moors, lost to the wrold,unaware that i am being observed. it's only when i glance up, that i notice alex in his breeches and fancy shirt. he runs to me and takes me in his arms. i close my eyes and hear.... "we is here, wiv our bumsbums out". and open them to see the toddler twins at my bedroom door naked from the waist down. you know when something feels really bad, worse than a bat trapped in your mouth? or kissing the boy who just wants to be your friend? talullah casey does shes you kind of mate.

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